Trivia day

Henry Lawson's 146th birthday, today.

This marvellous poet became totally deaf at fourteen. His sense of the rhythm of our Australian vernacular of his time is all the more amazing.
If you stumble upon this note, go find yourself a lov'ly poem to read...

Andy's Gone With Cattle
Freedom on the Wallaby
or any other...

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Seen on the back of a bus
Smoking 
first it takes you 
and then it takes your life

Platitude or inanity?

Once you stop chasing the wrong things, the right one catch you. As spotted on Pinterest.

Another Pinterest reminder:
Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you.

Where grammar is absent..

Inanity Catch up...

1/ Heard on ABCfm (OZ) news last week:
Famous tennis player (Aussie, I think)
"I prepared myself very good"
sigh

2/ Seen on Pinterest board:
Yesterday you said tomorrow

Today's temperature on Mt Everest, 21 degrees centigrade.

Now for what Confucius did not say... author unknown:

"CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY...

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . ...
"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!""

The kwestion is... if it makes you laugh, is it inane?

Sparing my on-line friends the inanities of "updates", because Nobody will read this blog

Hi, awesome morning.
Click post.

Cute dog, please share with billions of friends or your nose will drop off.
Click post.

Woke up with hangover.
Click post.

WTF
Click post.

Please God make it so I meet the man-woman-dog-love of my life.
Click post.

Had fried eggs this morning. Feeling great!
Click post, no wait, add more exclamation marks.

Can't wait to finish work.
Click post. Wait... DID I post that last week, the week before.... EVERY f---ing week...?
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Yup, if it's your misfortune to happen on this blog, you'll be served my original inane thoughts. On a daily basis. If I can be bothered. 
Posts above NOT MY INANITIES.