Sparing my on-line friends the inanities of "updates", because Nobody will read this blog

Hi, awesome morning.
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Cute dog, please share with billions of friends or your nose will drop off.
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Woke up with hangover.
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WTF
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Please God make it so I meet the man-woman-dog-love of my life.
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Had fried eggs this morning. Feeling great!
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Can't wait to finish work.
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Posts above NOT MY INANITIES.